So after hearing the "Thong Song" for the first time in quite a while, my roommate and I began to wonder what's so great about thongs. So I decided to ask a friend...
Me: So what's so great about thongs? I'm trying to get some insight here.
Woodhurst: Ah, well. I do have a theory. Bear with me for a second: You know the fresco of God and Adam on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? And you know it's so great because of Gestalt laws: it's the anticipation of the moment. God is ABOUT to give life to Adam. That's why I think thongs are a big deal. It's ALMOST naked, but not. It's the anticipation, the proximity that men find so arousing.
Me: I can't believe you just compared thongs to the Sistine Chapel.
So there you go.
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